Love Stinks

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other,
but in looking together in the same direction.”

“Love doesn’t make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

“My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep;
The more I give to thee
The more I have,
For both are infinite.”

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”

“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”

“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”

“There are four stages in a marriage. First there’s the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.”

“Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.”

“Divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mould me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn’t necessarily have had otherwise.”