Love Stinks

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”

“For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.”

“If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?”

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”

“Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified.”

“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”