Love Stinks

“By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying—
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.”

“The greatest hate springs from the greatest love.”

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

“It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”

“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.”

“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”